hello


Ohhh god, these are always so awkward. 

Uhh okay let's see... don't talk business, don't talk business. Keep it casual, Dennis. Be cool.
Sports? No, you don't know anything about sports. Steer clear of sports.

Just talk about what you like. Okay, here we go. I really like wearing socks.
They're very comfortable and I'm always wearing them.
This isn't going well.

Okay, switch it up. Try something new. Maybe try talking about what you don't like.
Yes, that's it. Brilliant.
Okay, I don't like being at the beach or being in the pool..... because I can't wear socks.
UGH. Just forget it. Stop talking.
The letters, show them the letters. 


this is my life as told through rejection letters